Adam’s Mom: Tech Edition

adam: My mom’s gonna be upset
Matt: Yeah, we know how seriously your mom takes releases.
Mike: thats a different kind of release
adam: Matt++
Matt: I really want to make an “overload” joke here, but… I got nothin’.
Mike: the kinds of releases adams mom gets, are full of buffer overflows
Matt: Mike++
Matt: Buffer overflows, or FLUFFER overflows?
Mike: i would push and pop her stack any day
Matt: I hear she’s got a thing for bidirectional linked lists
adam: My mom: Making the channel go down every time.
Mike: lets just say her conditional statements always return 0
Matt: She’s my main void
jchin: i hear she’s good with objects
Mike: if ($mom=”adam’s”) then $whore=1
jchin: try{adamsMom.getServiced()}catch{this.getSTD()}
Matt: Her regular expression always evaluates to “O’ face”.
jchin: haha
Matt: And, for the record, you don’t need a “try” block, since Adam’s mom accepts EVERY piece of input.